Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Early Morning Traffic Report

"This is Eagle Eye in the Eye in the Sky Traffic Copter. At approximately 5:30 AM this morning there was a horrendous pile up on the Northwoods Crossroads. Looks like 216 units were involved. It was a total loss.

Initial reports find that faulty directions and an inattentive driver contributed to this mishap.

The driver is in satisfactoryguarded condition.
Husbands and children are advised to avoid the area until the dust settles and the blue smoke clears.

This EARLY report brought to you courtesy of the fine people at
Meow Mix, Scoop Away, Brawny and Windex - because what goes IN - must come OUT."

6 comments:

swirlc said...

UH OH! What happened? A total loss? Any chance of recovering any of it? "Quilters are nothing if not frugal." Should I make you a label?

LYL MYM

jillquilts said...

Oh no! This does not sound good!

Moneik said...

Waiting on traffic updates to see if insurance covered the damages or possibly confirmed it a total loss.

Amelia said...

Love you current report....even if the news was not really good.

Hang in there...

Connie said...

I'm laughing so hard....sorry, I know the news isn't of a humorous nature, but the delivery is hilarious!

BitnByAQuiltingBug said...

Oh man....now this is funny....
Don't make coffee come outta my nose....I just hate that....
I really like the looks of that quilt pattern....Yep...I saved a copy of the corrected pattern....