Early Morning Traffic Report

"This is Eagle Eye in the Eye in the Sky Traffic Copter. At approximately 5:30 AM this morning there was a horrendous pile up on the Northwoods Crossroads. Looks like 216 units were involved. It was a total loss.

Initial reports find that faulty directions and an inattentive driver contributed to this mishap.

The driver is in satisfactoryguarded condition. Husbands and children are advised to avoid the area until the dust settles and the blue smoke clears.

This EARLY report brought to you courtesy of the fine people at Meow Mix, Scoop Away, Brawny and Windex - because what goes IN - must come OUT."